Judge - Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai Kal Tumhe Faasi Pe Chadhaya Jayega

Baniya - Vo To Thik Hai Lekin Utara Kab Jayega....Dukaan BHi To Kholni Hai

Vakeel-My Lord Kanoon Ki Kitab Ke Page No. 15 Ke Mutabik Mere Muwakkil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kiya Jaye.

Judge-Kitab Pesh Ki Jaye.

Kitab Pesh Ki gayi Judge Ne Page No. 15 Khole To Usme 1000 Ke 5 Note the....

Judge Muskurate Huye Bola

Bahut Khoob Is Tarah Ke 2 Saboot Or pesh Kiye Jaye

How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked. "They're people just like you your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."

It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, "Boy, are you in trouble. I'm a lawyer!" The driver looked out his window and said, "No, you're in trouble. I'm a judge."


 

When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"

 

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting at least three years before his appeal could be heard. The lawyer protested that a three-year wait was unconscionable, but his words fell on deaf ears. The lawyer was then approached by the devil, who told him that he would be able to arrange an appeal to be heard in a few days, if the lawyer was willing to change venue to Hell. The lawyer asked: "Why can appeals be heard so much sooner in Hell?" The devil answered: "We have all of the judges."


 

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.

 

Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." Judge:: "And where is milepost 499?" Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."

 

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.