Pappu - Mujhe Apki Beti Se
Shadi Karni Hai.

Baap - Teri Aukat To Uska Toilet
Paper Kharidne Ki B Nahi Hai... .
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Pappu - Accha!!!
Itna POTI Karti Hai,
To Rehne Do....:D
 

  Pappu cigarette pee raha tha ke us ka baap aa gaya.
Pappu ne cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li:

Baap: tum cigarette pee rahy the?
Pappu: nahin to.
Baap: To phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?
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Pappu: aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai..
 

Pappu apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date
pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling....
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agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena.
 

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli ,
Company Ne
Socha Achanak Btaya To
Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti
Hai, Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam
Saunpa Ki Aese Btao Ki Wo Khushhi Se Mar NaJaey,Pappu Ne Jaky
Us Ladki ko Bola,
Farz Kro Aap Ka 5 Crore Ka
Inaam Nikly To Kia Krogi? Larki: Ap K Samny Dance
Krongi Ap Se Pyar Krungi, Shadi
Krlongi.Yehi
Nhn.Aadha Inaam Bhi
De duungi.
. . Sala Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya!
 

Pappu:" Papa mujhe ek ladki se pyar ho
gaya hai
Papa Santa:" wow kon hai vo kushnasib
ladki
Pappu:" Pinky, apne Padosi Guptaji ki Beti
Santa:" ohh no beta, me tumhe kuch
batana chahta hu but tum
promise karo mummy ko nhi bataoge
Pappu:" promise nhi bataunga
Santa:" Actually Pinky tumhari Behen hai
ye sun k puppu ne pinky ko bhula diya
aur fir 2 mahine baad
Pappu:" Papa mujhe firse ek ladki se pyar
ho gaya hai, aur vo ladki bahot hot hai
Santa:" wow ye to bahot acchi baat hai kon
hai vo ladki ??
Pappu:" Reshma, Apne padosi Vermaji ki
beti
Santa:" ohh no fir se, Beta Reshma b
tumhari behan hai
Pappu pagal hone laga tha, usne tang aakar
rote huve
Mummy se kaha:"
meine 6 ladkiyo se pyar kiya lekin 6 ki 6
papa ki betiya nikali
Mummy:" Aale aale mera bacha ro mat tu
kisi se b pyar kar,
tu unki mat sun vo tumhare papa nhi
hai..
 

Pappu Pinky ko pasand kartahai,
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Aur Pinky pappu ke bhai ko
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Lekin Pappu ka bhai ko Pinkyki
behan acchi lagti hai,
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Aur Pinky ki behan Pappu ko
pasnd karti hai.
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Hala ki Pappu pehle hi Pinky ko
chahta hai.
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Ab jab k Pinky ko Pappu accha
nahi lagta,
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Aur Pappu ka bhai Pinky k liye razi
nai hai,
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Aur Pappu Pinky ki behen se pyar
nahi karta.
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Jab k Pinky ki behen ko Pappu
kabhai accha nahin lagta.
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To
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ye unka personal prob hai,
Aap kyu apna dimag kharab karte
ho itna..??
 

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Hai To Maha-Shaitan, Hamesha Ulta Sidha Sochta Rahta Hai

Ek Din Usne Class Mein Aayi Ek Pataka Madam Se Sawal Puchha

Pappu: "Madam Ji, Jaise India Ko Ind Aur Pakistan Ko Pak Kahte Hai, To Brazil Ko Kya Kahenge?"

Bechari Madam Ab Kya Jawab Deti
 

"Log Aaj Kal Jyada Pad Likh Kar Deegriya Haasil Kar Rahe Hai, Par Mera Maan Na Hai Ki Aadmi Ko Padne Likhne Se Jyada Samjhdar Hona Jaruri Hai."

    Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se U.S.A Jaa Raha Tha,

    Sath Mein Ek Angrej Baitha Hua Thha. Pappu Ne Us Se Time Pucha,

    Angrej: "Hi Main Ek Scientist Hoon"

    Pappu: "Hello, Main Engineer Hoon"

    Angrej: "Wow Engineer, Kya Hum Kuch Topics Par Baat Kar Sakte Hai?"

    Pappu: "Bilkul"

    Angrej: 'Achcha, Tum Mujhe Nuclear Power Ke Baare Mein Kuch Baatao?"

    Pappu Ab Ye Sun Ke Chup Rah Gaya.

    Angrej: "Ohhh, To Tum Nahi Jante"

    Pappu: "Jaanta To Hun, Par Sir Pahle Aap Mere Ek Question Ka Answer Do"

    Angrej: "Hmmm, Puchho"

    Pappu: "Mandir Mein Bhi Pooja Hoti Hai Aur Church Mein Bhi Pooja Hoti Hai. To Phir Church Ka Ghanta Mandir Ke Ghante Se Bada Kyu Hota Hai?"

    Angrej kuch der soch kar bola: "Pata nahi, Main Nahi Jaanta"

    Pappu uska majaak udate hue bola: "Abe Ja Sale, Pata Tujhe Ghante Ka Bhi Nahi Hai Aur Baatein Nuclear Power Ki Karta Hai"
 

Master Class Mein Bachho Ko Samajha Raha Tha,

Master: "Agar Koi Apni Baat Doosre Ko Na Samjha Sake To Wo Chutiya Hota Hai"

Pappu: "Sir Ji, Kya Matlab Main Samjha Nahi"
 

Pappu Aur Uski Girl-Friend Ghar Mein Bethe Hue The To Pappu Ne Us Se Puchha

Pappu: "Do You Know Sperms Are Made Of Glucose & Sugar"

Girl-Friend Hairani Se: "Sach? Yaar Yeh Baat To Mujhe Pata Hi Nahi Thi, Thanks."

Pappu: "Chalo Ab Isi Baat Par Muh To Mitha Kar Lo"