Pappu:" Mom Aap ne mujse jhot bola
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Mom:" Kab beta ??
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Pappu:" Aap ne kaha k tumhari choti bahen Pari hai..
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Mom:" Haan hai..
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Pappu:" To jab use balcony se phenka to vo udi kyu nai.
 

A story of imaandar Pappu . . .

Ek din pappu nadi k kinare jungle me lakdiya kat rha tha k
Achanak uski kulhadi ( axe ) nadi me gir gai . . .
Wo rone laga to usko rote huye dekh kr

Bhagwan ko uspe daya aa gai.

Bhagwan ne nadi me se ek sone( gold) ki axe nikal kr
pappu ko se kaha: ye lo tumari axe.

Pappu : ye meri axe nhi h

Bhagwan ne fir nadi se silver ki axe nikal kr pappu ko diya

Pappu ne silver ki axe lene se b mana kr diya
Last me jab Bhagwan ne pappu ki iron ki axe nikal kr di to

Pappu ne jhat se wo axe le li. . .

Bhagwan , pappu ki imaandari dekh kr bahut khush huye or
Paapu ko tenno axe( gold, silver and iron) de kr chale gye.

Thode dino bad , pappu ki wife nadi me gir gai, pappu fir rone laga
Bhagwan ,nadi me se Katrina kaif nikal kr pappu se bole:
Kya yhi h tumari wife ?

Pappu : ji , ha yhi h .
Bhagwan bahut naraz ho gye or bole: tum to bade imaandar the,
Aaj tum ek sundar ladki k liye beimaan ban gye.

Pappu : hey, prabhu, me aaj b utna hi imaandar hu,
Mene juth isliye bola q k, agar memana krta to fir
Aap kareena kapoor ko nadi se nikal kr late, fir me mana kr deta
Or last me aap meri wife ko nikal kr late , to me haa bol deta
Fir aap meri imaandari dekh kr mujhe teeno wife
Katrina, kareena or meri wife de kr chale jate.
me lakdiya katne wala gareb insaan , teen-teen wife afford nhi kr sakta.
 

Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh
Mang ne Gaya,.
Andar Se Ek Chota sa Baccha Aaya.
Bhikhari:" Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe
De De Baba"
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Baccha:" Main baba Nahi Beta
Hoon"
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Bhikhari:" Bhagwan Ke Naam Par De De
Beta"
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Baccha:" Mera Naam Pappu Hai"
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Bhikhari:" Bhagwan Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu beta"
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Baccha:" Mera Poora Naam Pappu
Rathore Hai"
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Bhikhari:" Bhagwan Ke Naam
Par De De Pappu Rathore beta"
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Baccha:" Ye Hui Na Baat, Maaf Karo
Babaaaa, Ghar pe koi nahi hai..
 

Ek din pappu Bahut Sari Chocolate Kha Raha Tha,,,

Tabhi Ek Aadmi Use Salah(advise) Deta Hai..
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Aadmi:" Beta, Itni Chocolate Nahi Khate, Theek Nahi Hoti"

Pappu:" Ek Baat Bolu, Mere Dada 105 Saal Ke Hai "
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Aadmi:" Achha!!, Kya Wo Bahut Chocolate Khate Hai ??

Pappu:" Nahi "
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Aadmi:" To, Phir ??

Pappu:" Ullu k patthe,,, Wo Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakhte Hai,
 

Pappu:" Raat ko hostle mein Light jane ke baad candle leke toilet ja raha tha bechara.."
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Koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar
keh gaya..!!

Happy Birthday To You...

Happy Birthday To You...

Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi mazak.
 

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diy

Pappu : Mujhe??

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???

Pappu : 20 grin.png

Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai
 

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi
Ki
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Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko
ge to Kahoge,,
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Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala
Gaya... Ye Chandu Hai Jo London
Chala Gaya..
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Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka
WahiReh Gya.. tongue.png
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Pappu gusse se Bola:"or Ye
Humari Kamini Teachar Hai
Jinka dehant ho gya"
 

Girl:
Why do u follow me every time?

Pappu :- Well,

when i was kid, my parents always used to say

"keep following your dreams until you get them"!
 

Teacher-Pappu ek story sunao
with moral smile.
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Pappu-Maine usko phone kiya wo
so rahi thi. unsure.
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Phir usne mujhe phone kiya
main so raha tha unsure.
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Moral- Jaisi karni wsi
bharni.
 

Height of Insult

Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya...

Pappu (guide):" ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,

Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai..,

Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum
is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte hai..

Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe

Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake
 

Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi..!
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Pappu: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai..!!
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Wife: Pata Hai, Maine Usmein Se Kapda
Kaat Ke
Pehle Wale Mein Laga Diya Hai..!
 

Friend:" ye naya mobile kab liya.. ??

Pappu:" liya nahi girlfriend ka uthaya hai..
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Friend:" kyo.. ??

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Pappu:" wo pagal roz roz kahti thi tum mera phone nahi uthate...

Bas,,, aaj uthane ka moka mil gaya.