Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
Ek Nayi Teacher School Me Padhane Gayi
Do Baccho Ko Ek Jaisa Dekh Kar Teacher Ne Poocha
Kya Tum Judwa Ho?
Baccha - Ji Nahi Hum Padosi Hai
Kya Tum Judwa HoTeacher - Internet Pe Jo Ashleelta Hai Ap Usko Kis Tarah Se Dekhte Hai
Baccha - Ji Full HD Me
Full HD MeTeacher - Chhoti Madhumakkhi Tumhe Kya deti Hai..?
Bacche - Shahad.
Teacher - Patli Bakri...?
Bacche - Doodh
Teacher - Or Moti Bhains...??
Bacche - "Homework"
"De Thappad De Thappad"
De thappad De ThappadSir - Koi Bata Sakta Hai Bhagwan Ne Ladkiya Kyu Banai....???
Me - Hamari Jindgi "Jhand" Karne Ko
***After A Long Pause***
Sir - Aasu La Diye Tere Jawab Ne Chal Bahar Mil Daru Pite Hai
Aasu La Diye tere Jawab NeTeacher Ne Kaha Agar Bhookamp Aye To Hame Khule Me Jana Chahiye
Tabhi Ek Bacche Ne Kaha
Khule Me Jane Se Vidya Balan Ne Mana Kiya Hai
Khule Me Jana ChahiyeAaj Pappu ne poora School Hila Dala.
Teacher:-Chipkali Kaun Hai?
Pappu:-Chipkali Ek Gareeb MagarMacch Hai Jise Bachpan Me "Bournvita" Wala Milk Nahi Mila,Jiske Karan Vo Kuposhan Ka Shikaar Ho gayi
Pappu Ne School Hila DalaTeacher-Agar Mai tumhari mummy Hoti To 2 Din Me tumhe Gadhe Se Insan Bana Deti
Student-Or mere Papa 1 Din me Apko Insan Se Ghodi Bana Dete
Agar Mai Tumhari Mummy Hoti Teacher-Your English teacher Said You UseToo Many Americanism
Student-Well Like Duh!!....He's So Bla Bla Bla Dude
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND &
BIWI ?
Sari Class chup ho gayi
itne mein Pappu bola:
Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid &
unlimited.
Teacher: How many months r there in a year
Kid: 12
Teacher: Wow how do u know
kid: 12 Mahine Me
12 tarike se tujko
Pyar Jatau Ga Re
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA