Ek Nayi Teacher School Me Padhane Gayi

Do Baccho Ko Ek Jaisa Dekh Kar Teacher Ne Poocha

Kya Tum Judwa Ho?

Baccha - Ji Nahi Hum Padosi Hai

 Teacher - Internet Pe Jo Ashleelta Hai Ap Usko Kis Tarah Se Dekhte Hai

Baccha - Ji Full HD Me

 Teacher - Chhoti Madhumakkhi Tumhe Kya deti Hai..?

Bacche - Shahad.

Teacher - Patli Bakri...?

Bacche - Doodh

Teacher - Or Moti Bhains...??

Bacche - "Homework"

"De Thappad De Thappad"

 Sir - Koi Bata Sakta Hai Bhagwan Ne Ladkiya Kyu Banai....???

Me - Hamari Jindgi "Jhand" Karne Ko

***After A Long Pause***

Sir - Aasu La Diye Tere Jawab Ne Chal Bahar Mil Daru Pite Hai

 Teacher Ne Kaha Agar Bhookamp Aye To Hame Khule Me Jana Chahiye

Tabhi Ek Bacche Ne Kaha

Khule Me Jane Se Vidya Balan Ne Mana Kiya Hai

Aaj Pappu ne poora School Hila Dala.

Teacher:-Chipkali Kaun Hai?

Pappu:-Chipkali Ek Gareeb MagarMacch Hai Jise Bachpan Me "Bournvita" Wala Milk Nahi Mila,Jiske Karan Vo Kuposhan Ka Shikaar Ho gayi

 Teacher-Agar Mai tumhari mummy Hoti To 2 Din Me tumhe Gadhe Se Insan Bana Deti

Student-Or mere Papa 1 Din me Apko Insan Se Ghodi Bana Dete

 Teacher-Your English teacher Said You UseToo Many Americanism
Student-Well Like Duh!!....He's So Bla Bla Bla Dude

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"